For most golfers, their bucket-list goals follow a similar arc. Lock down a buddies trip at Bandon Dunes in 2049. Break 80. Win the Masters ticket lottery while Tiger is still on the prowl. You know, the standard issue stuff. For the select few, however—the free-thinking, beer-drinking, modern-trailblazers who may or may not still be sitting in Maricopa County jail following last weekend’s Phoenix Open—the to-do list looks a hell of a lot simpler:
Play a round with Paige Spiranac.

Well, Garage Beer—the so-called “beer-flavored” light beer that clocks in at a super crushable 4% abv, 95 calories and 4g of carbs—is offering lucky golfers the opportunity to do just that with its Playing With Paige sweepstakes. From February 15th to April 30th, Garage Beer will give golfers to the chance to win a full 18-hole round with the Instagram sensation and three friends of their choosing. Best of all, entering couldn’t be easier. Just surf the worldwide web over to www.garagebeergiveaway.com and punch in the ol’ John Hancock.
 

The experience is said to come with on-course contests, plenty of beer, unlimited H๏τ dogs (now we’re talking) and fairway banter with Paige herself. We think it goes without saying, contestants will be expected to behave themselves better than the majority of Spiranac’s comment sections, but here’s hoping Garage Beer goes ahead and runs some rigorous background checks anyway. You can’t be too careful these days.