You may have read yesterday that Miley Cyrus recently said on The Fashion Police that she’s trying to grow out her hair. At first, I shrugged—it’s her hair, she can do whatever she wants with it. But then that cloud faded and I realized I couldn’t sit back and let this happen. No, it is my my duty to convince her not to make this terrible mistake. Her hair is just too cute short, and this would be an injustice to the world. Let me present to you three pieces of evidence to support my case.
1) Look how charming it was when she spiked up her short cut! It’s so fierce! Sᴀssy short-haired Miley! 2) And when it’s slicked back? It’s chic and lovely. Sophisticated short-haired Miley! 3) And then sometimes she’d hit us with a pompadour and show us all who’s boss. Bossy Miley! Wait, no…uh…in-charge Miley! Anyway, these three moments of hair greatness would not have happened had she not had the guts to chop it off a year ago. And I just love, love, love what the cut has done for her sense of style and confidence. Not that she didn’t look lovely with it long.
- And when it’s slicked back? It’s chic and lovely. Sophisticated short-haired Miley!
- And then sometimes she’d hit us with a pompadour and show us all who’s boss. Bossy Miley! Wait, no…uh…in-charge Miley!
